Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…
Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
a familiar face
this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix
That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.
I’m going back to school after years and I’m gonna die
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?
nobody tell him