Mage of gay

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

via likeasolarfire · originally by amberisntacrayon
via thiefofstars · originally by mayor-brandy
#ac
via potapome · originally by creepywaifu
nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

via manda · originally by nerdjpg

pizzaandpunkrock:

chihirocheerio:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shitty-tsundere:

oblivious-cancer:

finnthetimelord:

cosplay more like co$play

More like €o$p£a¥

€0$₱£a¥

€0$₱£4¥

how did you all miss cospay

'costplay'

via potapome · originally by bookercatch
via potapome · originally by hocotate-civ

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

via manda · originally by susgirl

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

via ulquicifer · originally by bumbleshark

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

via teenwolfhika · originally by amlour
via dallerus · originally by dodie-snk
solos1s:

source

solos1s:

source

via neko-ocha · originally by solos1s
via neko-ocha · originally by majikmonkey

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

via manda · originally by framewxrk

herooflife:

do u ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay

via bolizkoblitz · originally by herooflife